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Meat Day 

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.
Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"
Meat Day by Meat Day March 9, 2020

National Beat Your Meat Day 

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

National Fuck Meat Day 

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day 

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE

National Post your Meat day 

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server
Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!

Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day 

The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave
What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?