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Meat Day 

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.
Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"
Meat Day by Meat Day March 9, 2020

National Beat Your Meat Day 

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

National Fuck Meat Day 

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day 

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE

National Post your Meat day 

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server
Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!

Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day 

The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave
What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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