Mean Balls

Angry Testicles. Similar to blue balls but less painful.

Kohl: Hey man did you fuck that bitch last night?!
Ross: Nah man, she was on the rag. Now I've got mean balls.
Kohl: Rough. Here, hit this.

by speedyrc May 13, 2010

Swedish Meatballs

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

spapeggy and meatballs

•Noodles •Tomato Sauce •Balls Of Meat •The right amount of sugar (one tablespoon full of orange juice) and Parmesano cheese.

PEGGY: I hope you brought your appetites, because I made spapeggy and meatballs!
ASSISTANT PASTOR LARRY: Did she say "spapeggy ?"
HANK: Well, "spapeggy " is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.

by Chill Dank Hill May 29, 2018

Marinated MeatBalls

To do a Rolling Brownout on your girlfriends chest, Then dip your balls in the brownout and move up to her mouth and dip them in her mouth.

Rolling Brownout Marinated Meatballs

by Mozez Lover February 29, 2012

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

Swedish meatballs

perfection

I love me some Swedish meatballs

by obese burnt chicken nugget August 20, 2019