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Me want blowey
Me want blowey by Calamity4181 August 11, 2022
you make me want to off myself
you make me want to off myself by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016
You Make Me Want To Know Your Name
A string of words that when combined result in an aggresive yet to-the-point pass at a subject of interest, in which one wants to know the subject's name. Often seen used at bars, happy hours, or any location where mediocre men reside. Can be used to describe a subject, or directly used in conversation with said subject.
Jen: Did you see that tall drink of water that walked into this spot?
Alex: Yes - he is one fine specimen.
Jen: He makes me want to know his name.
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Cassie: Should I go for it?
Julie: Go talk to him!
Cassie: Excuse me, but I've been checking you out from across the room, and damn, you've got style. You make me want to know your name.
Alex: Yes - he is one fine specimen.
Jen: He makes me want to know his name.
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Cassie: Should I go for it?
Julie: Go talk to him!
Cassie: Excuse me, but I've been checking you out from across the room, and damn, you've got style. You make me want to know your name.
You Make Me Want To Know Your Name by JenLynn July 25, 2008
you make me want to take a shit
something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.
a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.
you make me want to take a shit by Nightmares August 22, 2007
This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.
For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!
This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face! by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018
she want me
she want me by Tre Riggins January 10, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.