Me or... 

A commonly use tequnice to annoy or avoid and get people off your case about something when you know they are talking to you. When used properly the person will say "me or..." while looking around at other people with a confused look wondering if they are talking to you. comes from a scene in the movie Dodgeball.

1. "joe did you take my 20 bucks"
"wait me or...."
"YEA YOU!"
"ohhhh.... wait me or...."
"OMG i dont even care anymore"

2. "hey ryan want to go to the movies"
"wait me or...."
"ummm yea you"
"wait what... me or..."
"nevermind"

Me or... by your mothers sweet ass July 27, 2009

Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."

"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."

Play me or Trade me speech by IrishMike February 22, 2008

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

"Play me or Trade me" speech 

Usually when a star athlete is benched for a period, they come out to the media and ask the Coach to play me or trade me, meaning get me on the field or let me go somewhere else and play. When you have been dating a woman for about six months, (or six weeks, in some cases), she may ask you where this relationship is going, ie either play me (marry me) or let me find someone else that will (trade me)

"How are things going with Sue??" "well, she gave me the "Play me or Trade me" speech last night, because we have been dating for a year and haven't mentioned getting married"

"Bummer, I feel for you..."

"Play me or Trade me" speech by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007

Its me or the ps5 

Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass
Booted up my pc because i need need to get that fortnite battle pass

Its me or the ps5 babe i like fortnite did i mention fortnite

Its me or the ps5 by PadPJ April 10, 2022

Feed Me or Walk Light 

The light that comes on when your car or truck is running low on fuel. its your vehical's way of telling you its hungry and if you dont feed it, you will be walking.

so i was driving along and the feed me or walk light came on. did you know i can drive 50 more miles after that?

Feed Me or Walk Light by TimberLine15 May 22, 2010

who's cuter me or summer 

By default summer is better looking than johan

Who's cuter me or summer, summer is way cuter than johan

who's cuter me or summer by Summers bf July 14, 2022