Me-J

A me-J is a self performed blow job.

After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.

by SkinsFan21 January 07, 2010

me when the j is sus😳

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.

Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

by lmaolmao3500 February 03, 2022

me j

it's used to mean something done by only you.
it can also mean some private activity you do to someone like sex ,
about the word me j, it directly comes from me job but me j makes it sound sexy!

she was my friend for so long and it's about time i do the me j.

by Gstary Konvie July 23, 2019

Me J

(Verb).The act of autofellatio; sucking your own dick

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”

by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022