Mdf

Men don't fap

Jake: I'm about to beat my meat till that shit falls off
Luke: Dude!!!, Gtf outta here with that shit. You know mdf

by Drodeks September 01, 2020

MDF

Martinez Detention Facility in Contra Costa County, California. High power county jail.

Homey No. 1: What ever happened to that fatass Cheeseburger?

Homey No. 2: You mean that Carrot Top lookalike from Dirty Waters? That nigga got his cheeks busted in the MDF!

by ZXY&ABC July 24, 2019

MDF

Men Don't Fap

Jake: Yo Luke, I'm starting a MDF challenge tomorrow. Wanna join?
Luke: What's MDF?
Jake: Men Don't Fap

by Drodeks September 01, 2020

MDF

"Morto di figa" in Italian, that is something like "starved of cunt to death".

"Segarsi col catalogo della Postal Market! Che mdf!"

by agve September 27, 2015

MDF

A semi-erect penis.

Name after the building material of the that name (Medium Density Fibreboard) which is "not quite wood".

She was not an attractive lady. When it came to performing my gentleman's duties all I could muster was a poor MDF.

by Adeybaby January 08, 2004

MDF

Mather Facker, commonly seen on Twitch. Originates from Kyrgyzstan, Kommentator01. First seen on Kritikal channel!

"Hiii MDF" " for this you respect and MDF" " Nat Geo MDF"

by thetwitchtwig March 04, 2021

MDF

my dear friend

Hey, thanks MDF!

by thegreatme November 29, 2009