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Hazel McCallion 

Born February 14, 1921 she is the mayor of Mississauga, Ontario Canada. One of the longest serving mayors in Canada, she has served Mississauga well for more then 30 years. Every election in Mississauga is lopsided towards her, although who's complaining?

She does an excellent job of keeping Mississauga clean, have low crime rates, and our city wealthy (I think we have $200 million dollars in reserves?) Also she promises to keep Toronto out of our city maintaining our unique identity.
Hazel McCallion is also known as Hurricane Hazel for her vibrant outspoken style of no-nonsense politics.
Hazel McCallion by MEOWMIXMAN April 3, 2009

Laila Belle McCallion 

Wow! Have you seen Laila Belle McCallion?!

Ass medallion 

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
Ass medallion by Silty Loam June 14, 2016

Pink Medallions 

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.
1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.
A portmanteau of the names of the 2008 Republican presidential and vice presidential candidates: John McCain and Sarah Palin.
"Brangelina. Richandamy. Now . . . McCalin."
McCalin by Portia of Belmont October 26, 2008

swiss medallion 

sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies