Seconds after finishing sex the male in the relationship stands on the bed placing his foot on the woman’s head and continues to tell her how good he was and how much she enjoyed him
After finishing Hebert McKnited his female to inflate his ego. McKnighting: asserting dominance
when you get a sudden big burst of energy, late at night, around midnight, when you think of all these things you want to do but once you get started, usually after about an hour, you lose interest and call it quits....leaving an unfinished mess.
"She awoke to find the furniture moved all around and pictures down, the result of midnighting the night before"
"The next day he looked at the huge pile of movies that he had sellected and pulled out for his horror movie marathon. The idea he got during a midnighting episode."
Similar to gaslighting. When you order McDonalds and someone says they don't want any; but asks for a bite when the order arrives and your halfway through that well needed juicy ass burger.
John: Hey I'm gonna order some McDonalds, you want anything?
Annika: Nah I'm not hungry, I dont even eat that shit anyway.
**20 Minutes Later**
John: Goddamn this burger is fat and juicy!
Sarah: Ooh, can I have a bite!
John: No way, stop McLighting me, you had your chance!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.