McJeffed

To be so hammered that you have to hold onto the floor so you dont fall off it. Usually cannot remember it in the morning/afternoon following.

'Sorry for the assault officer. I was totally fucking McJeffed. The nose'll heal right? Let me off with a caution?'

by Mikemonster September 8, 2005

Chubby McJefferson

A very clumsy fat person. Dresses in the "grunge" style, and wears skateboarding shoes. Has a multitude of wounds from all of the injuries caused by falling/tripping of the legs.

"Wha...Who...WHOOOOAAA!!!!!"
"Somebody call the ambulances, Chubby McJefferson's fucked himself up again"

by Tyler "Tron" December 14, 2008