A restaurant staffed by college kids and mexicans that serves crap in a bun. Known to cause depression, McJobs, and severe obesity.
Cashier: Hello, welcome to McDonalds! How many tons would you like to gain today?

Me: Wut?
by CaptainXDify December 19, 2012
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Where fat fucks go when they die.
Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.
by A2P July 10, 2005
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People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.
McDonald's fries taste real good, though.
by AYB May 17, 2003
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1. Home of Evil Personified - Ronald McDonalds
2.Place that people pretend to despise to act cool, but eat at every Saturday.
McDonald sucks ass! I hate it! *chomps on Big Mac*
by Kay July 27, 2003
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The thing that’s running through your mind all day and night but the longer you keep eating McDonalds, you won’t be able to run at all
Have a healthy diet of McDonalds and you, yes, YOU! can have diabetes like the other 9.4% of the population!
by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019
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a nice place to work until some cutomer comes in acting as if i am so kind of low life. you should think twice before pissing off the person making your food. think about it!
come piss me off and see what kind of surprise you get in you bugger oops i mean burger.
by LOVINIT!!! May 19, 2004
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A fast food place unfortunately found around the earth. Shitty food is easy to spot here, usually greasy beyond recognition, probably from the nasty pimple-faced losers rubbing their face in your food. These losers usually have voices that crack alot. McDonalds gets sued alot, and this is a good thing because McDonald's sucks
Holy shit, you eat at McDonalds? I feel sorry for you, you poor bastard.
by . May 30, 2003
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