Mayopian

Term to describe gnarly white people.

That Mayopian didn’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, then has the nerve to handle food.

by Himotheus May 19, 2025

myopian

An extreme homer that simply fails to see any faults. Usually used in sports but also useful in other situations. The myopians are forever optimistic, failing to see any faults regardless of what scandal may be taking place or how doomed a particular sitation my clearly be.

Fan 1: Barry Bonds is the bomb, he's the greatest there ever was in baseball..

Fan 2: Are you a myopian? He's a cheater

Fan 1: No man, he's going to lead San Fran to the promised land, Barry rules.

by A Hacker September 1, 2006