Mayoneez

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You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.

"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/

Mayoneez by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025

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mayonez

Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.

Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.

mayonez by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

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Mayoneez • mayonez • Mayonez spoon • mayosneeze

Mayonez spoon

Mayonez spoon is the youtube life of Boris' spoon that he eats mayonez with

Antonio put down my mayonez spoon before I eat u with it also u nan gopnik

Mayonez spoon by Jake johnson yep ur m9 June 11, 2018

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mayosneeze

When you're getting head and the chick sneezes jizz on you

Man, my girl was going down on me last night and when I finished she was about to swallow until she mayosneezed and got jizz all over my junk!

mayosneeze by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 3, 2014

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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