Mayoneez

You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.

"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/

Mayoneez by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025

mayonez 

Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.

Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.

mayonez by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

Mayonez spoon 

Mayonez spoon is the youtube life of Boris' spoon that he eats mayonez with

Antonio put down my mayonez spoon before I eat u with it also u nan gopnik

Mayonez spoon by Jake johnson yep ur m9 June 11, 2018

mayosneeze 

When you're getting head and the chick sneezes jizz on you

Man, my girl was going down on me last night and when I finished she was about to swallow until she mayosneezed and got jizz all over my junk!

mayosneeze by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 3, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022