mayosneeze

When you're getting head and the chick sneezes jizz on you

Man, my girl was going down on me last night and when I finished she was about to swallow until she mayosneezed and got jizz all over my junk!

by XXyeah_it's_meXX December 3, 2014

Mayoneez

You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.

"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/

by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025