A hiding place for a lover of mayonnaise who is ashamed of his lust for mayonnaise and who thinks his friends and family will reject them when they find out about their proclivity to abuse their every meal with lashings of mayonnaise
Lee “Ay lad has Kev come out the Mayocloset yet?”
Ged “Nah lad he’s so far deep in the Mayocloset he’s nearly in Narnia”
Ged “Nah lad he’s so far deep in the Mayocloset he’s nearly in Narnia”
by MayoGurgler January 16, 2021
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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