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Mayflower Secondary School 

It is an OK school. The teachers are cool but why are the secondary 1 and 2 classrooms on the 4th floor? Do they expect us to climb the stairs like it's a Mount Olympus Greek mythology type of "race to the top and be a god" type of competition? And the school might as well have been demolished. It feels like all the classrooms are breaking down slowly and are going to collapse on the students any second. They fans are shaking, and the lights have completed retired. The staff take forever to ' fix ' it. When I mean by fix, I mean they get a repair man in and just say " Yeah idk what to do lmao its your problem and it's totally ok " like tysm for the opinion but can't you do at least something so that the fan doesn't look like it's inhaling pure drugs on a day-to-day basis? And then it's the boys who play on their PLD all class and then whine about their tuition and how they are going to fail a class and "Bro help me find out what y=mx+c is so I can pass math" like dude you dug yourself a grave so now lie in it. Then there's the edgy vulgarity screeching person who screams "fuck you" if you ever just look at them but then proceed to do a 180° when they need you help. Then the tik tok pick me up girls that do random shit on the back of the class and at this point, I think the teachers gave up. (I would too) Other than that and the fact that they built two useless staircases and that the , it's an ok school with great teachers and a 'colourful' student population.
" Hey dude, I got into express in Mayflower Secondary School. "

" I'm so sorry dude, who hurt you so much? "

" What? "

" Don't worry dude, I already have 10 therapist appointments to help you cope with your loss. Don't forget that I'm here to help. "
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