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Maybe,
Maybe not.
Maybn't.
Person 1: Hey are you going to the party tonight?
Person 2: Maybn't, man.
Maybn't by bixthedog June 20, 2012
The failed, yet most accurate, brand name suggestion for what is now known as T-Mobile.
I'm sorry for your frustration with T-Maybe's network reliability. Perhaps, getting away from interstate service providers would be best for you.
T-Maybe by trollwarsclub December 30, 2011

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch 

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.
Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.
mobile service that may work or may not work; also known as T-mobile
"You hang up on me, bitch?"
"No, the call dropped"
"Yeah, right!"
"I swear, I have T-maybe"
"oh, shit...I'm sorry, girl"
T-Maybe by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023

If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday 

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped 

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.
Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word