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Ugly. SUPER LONG HAIR. Scary.
Boy: Why do you look so scared?
Boy#2: I SAW A MAYALANI!

Boy: oh my gosh. are you okay?
Boy#2: NO!
Mayalani by AndyJonesenson September 3, 2010
Words you can keep
This girl is a really good friend. She supports you no matter what! If you are Maylani's best friend then you are damn lucky cause this girl will never leave her true bestfriends. She is quiet and shy, but if she doesn't like you she won't stick around. Maylani does have a temper tho and if someone pisses her off SHE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. No, but she will still treat you with respect. Trust me. This girl is one of a kind and what great too is that she's easy to get along with! Maylani's most especially get along with Alyssa's.
Maylani and an Alyssa remind me of "Jake and Fin!" in Adventure Time They are best friends forever, no matter what happens.
Maylani by The Truest You October 11, 2011
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maylanie 

She is very sporty, she loves to communicate with others. She will blow up if you test her but as long as you don't test her limits she can be a cupcake. You would want a Maylanie in your life to guide you.
Person 1: lets play with her
Person 2: that's definetley Maylanie
maylanie by cupcakwrld December 16, 2018
THE THICK QUEEN.. She’s a beautiful, kind, thick person.. Don’t fuck wit her or she will come for u and you’ll be on the ground.. Keep this girl close because she will have your back no matter what.. If your her best friend then your SUPPERR lucky because she will brighten ur day! End of story tho.. she’s thick, beautiful, and a queen, so if your with her.. treat her like a queen and I bet you’ll be her king ☺️
“Dude Maylani is beautiful and the thick queen
Maylani by SAY IM CUTE February 20, 2019
A girl who’s obsessed with zodiac signs, steals people’s food, and is an amazing listener. A girl named Mayalan is usually drop dead gorgeous, but doesn’t believe she is. She gets good grades in school and is always there for her friends.
Person A: Woah, that girl is gorgeous! What’s her name?

Person B: Oh, that’s Mayalan.

Person A: Damn, I should’ve figured. She’s a total Mayalan. I think I’m in love with her!
Mayalan by Mayalan April 25, 2020
You got Makalani!!

That girl got Makalani

Oh Makalani
Makalani by Frecklezzz November 20, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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B)
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