Maxximus 

A boy named maxximus is always a one of a kind. Theres nothing better than them. These boys will blow your mind. They are usually musicians, skaters, artists, passionate, very goodlooking, and great storytellers. They have great eyes that tell a story. Don't ever let one go. Even though they are very rare, if your lucky you may be able to catch one.

''wow....that must be a Maxximus...nothing less'' -in shock with love female.

Maxximus by hisblueeyes April 14, 2010

maxximus 

an extraordinarily large, smelly feces that people hold inside for as long as possible for maximum gains in poop size.

Sydney: "Hey mom, you'll never guess what I was doing while browsing based 4chan mspaint memes. I took a huge, putrid Maxximus in the bathroom. Don't go in there for at least 2 hours."
Mom: "Oh no honey, not again, on the toilet again? It's Halakhah to talk about these things."
Sydney: "Hehehehehe but Mom it was glorious. This was a maxximus. I took a photo and emailed it to Dad."
Mom: "Ok honey, let me check it out. But you'll never be an agent when you leave evidence like that!"

maxximus by TheCollegeGraduate May 5, 2025

maxximus 

(n) human excrement with a scent so repugnant that it permeates every cubic inch of space within a bathroom with such overwhelming intensity, akin to stumbling upon an open sewer and having its stench engulf your senses in one fell swoop; a noxious miasma so potent that even the bravest of souls might find themselves writhing on their knees before nature's most loathsome byproduct.

Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.

Rachel: knocking on the door "Hurry up, Yaakov, I really need to use the bathroom!"
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!

maxximus by TheCollegeGraduate May 5, 2025

maxximus 

a gigantic, smelly poop that's twice as bad that it needed 2 x's. a maximus is typically just a large smelly poop. but a maxximus is more damaging, causing paint to peel and nose hairs of anyone standing nearby to singe.

Friend 1: I just got suspended for causing property damage in school.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.

maxximus by TheCollegeGraduate May 6, 2025

Maxximus percival 

A dirty dirty white albino man who thinks he can get away with calling people tacos dropped in mud. If you see one of these, run away.

“Hey Miguel, we gotta get outta here! There’s a Maxximus Percival here!

Maxximus percival by Wurpled December 10, 2021

bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS 

What you say when you invite your girl to watch the bee movie but she begins to take her clothes off and touch your front stinger

DONT TOUCH MY FRONT STINGER, NOW BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS

BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS by Thot hunter 42069 June 6, 2019