A boy named maxximus is always a one of a kind. Theres nothing better than them. These boys will blow your mind. They are usually musicians, skaters, artists, passionate, very goodlooking, and great storytellers. They have great eyes that tell a story. Don't ever let one go. Even though they are very rare, if your lucky you may be able to catch one.
by hisblueeyes April 15, 2010
A dirty dirty white albino man who thinks he can get away with calling people tacos dropped in mud. If you see one of these, run away.
by Wurpled December 11, 2021
an extraordinarily large, smelly feces that people hold inside for as long as possible for maximum gains in poop size.
Sydney: "Hey mom, you'll never guess what I was doing while browsing based 4chan mspaint memes. I took a huge, putrid Maxximus in the bathroom. Don't go in there for at least 2 hours."
Mom: "Oh no honey, not again, on the toilet again? It's Halakhah to talk about these things."
Sydney: "Hehehehehe but Mom it was glorious. This was a maxximus. I took a photo and emailed it to Dad."
Mom: "Ok honey, let me check it out. But you'll never be an agent when you leave evidence like that!"
Mom: "Oh no honey, not again, on the toilet again? It's Halakhah to talk about these things."
Sydney: "Hehehehehe but Mom it was glorious. This was a maxximus. I took a photo and emailed it to Dad."
Mom: "Ok honey, let me check it out. But you'll never be an agent when you leave evidence like that!"
by TheCollegeGraduate May 05, 2025
a gigantic, smelly poop that's twice as bad that it needed 2 x's. a maximus is typically just a large smelly poop. but a maxximus is more damaging, causing paint to peel and nose hairs of anyone standing nearby to singe.
Friend 1: I just got suspended for causing property damage in school.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.
Friend 2: How?? What happened?
Friend 1: I took a huge maxximus and it caused maxxxxximum damage.
by TheCollegeGraduate May 06, 2025
(n) human excrement with a scent so repugnant that it permeates every cubic inch of space within a bathroom with such overwhelming intensity, akin to stumbling upon an open sewer and having its stench engulf your senses in one fell swoop; a noxious miasma so potent that even the bravest of souls might find themselves writhing on their knees before nature's most loathsome byproduct.
Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.
Origin: usually from eating poor, vitamin-deficient and highly processed food or eating too many potato Latkes.
Rachel: knocking on the door "Hurry up, Yaakov, I really need to use the bathroom!"
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!
Yaakov: Sis, you better clear out out of the house and save yourself... this ones gonna be a maxximus, I can feel it coming!
Rachel: Not again Yaakov!! Im telling mom, and STOP eating all the latkes and drinking all the milk!
by TheCollegeGraduate May 06, 2025