Max König

A absolutely Nice Guy who's got an absolutely beautiful Smile. Will exceed your expectations. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Often don't know what he wants.

I love Max

They don't call him Max König for nothing...

Max König by Bram Hoellernesch January 3, 2017

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Max Kong

To use the excuse to make a cup of tea so you can flirt with the maid that's cleaning the kitchen.

Dude, I just caught Greg Max Konging while he's supposed to be at the meeting!

Max Kong by Maxkongman July 20, 2016

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max knight

max knight is used to describe someone who's hot, smart, and most importantly soft. a max knight may be a little autistic in the best sense. a max knight can solve crime while also star in a teen drama with ease. if he's got it all - he's a max knight.

"That guy is so jimmy olsen!"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"

max knight by dang and ronpa July 7, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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