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Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

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Maturkety pants • maturity • maturity inflation • maturity juice • maturity man • maturity paradox • Maturity Spurt • Maturity Time Out • matuskey • age-maturity discrepancy

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