MattHoff

The friend in your group who just longs for cock, will buy, manipulate, suck, fuck, or jack his way into a glory hole, gay bar, circle jerk, a bukkake, or an episode of Blacked.

Damn, Matt really Matthoffed his way into that slutty guys ass huh?

MattHoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

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Matthoff

Dude wants dick bro

Julio matthoffed the guy for $50

Matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

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MattHoff • matthuff

matthoff

Dude sucks and fucks to get what he wants

Cramer matthoffed his way to management

matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

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matthoff

Gay for pay, sucked on my weiner for something in return. Not necessarily to completion but enough to please

Terry matthoffed me for $3 and a used lawn mower

matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

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matthuff

A person who is confidently champion, or succeeds in everything, while doing so meaningfully or by accident.

(While on a well known MMORPG)

Horgoth: "Dude, did you see that guy run into the dragon's den, scream his name, and trip over the switch that killed the beast as he ran away?"
Flabbergast the Orc: "yeah, that guy is such a matthuff. Dude probably got a million EXP from that kill."

matthuff by iPwn™ November 4, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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