The friend in your group who just longs for cock, will buy, manipulate, suck, fuck, or jack his way into a glory hole, gay bar, circle jerk, a bukkake, or an episode of Blacked.

Damn, Matt really Matthoffed his way into that slutty guys ass huh?

MattHoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

matthoff

Gay for pay, sucked on my weiner for something in return. Not necessarily to completion but enough to please

Terry matthoffed me for $3 and a used lawn mower

matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

matthuff

A person who is confidently champion, or succeeds in everything, while doing so meaningfully or by accident.

(While on a well known MMORPG)

Horgoth: "Dude, did you see that guy run into the dragon's den, scream his name, and trip over the switch that killed the beast as he ran away?"
Flabbergast the Orc: "yeah, that guy is such a matthuff. Dude probably got a million EXP from that kill."

matthuff by iPwn™ November 4, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026