Matthoff
Matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024
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The friend in your group who just longs for cock, will buy, manipulate, suck, fuck, or jack his way into a glory hole, gay bar, circle jerk, a bukkake, or an episode of Blacked.
MattHoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024
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matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024
matthoff
Gay for pay, sucked on my weiner for something in return. Not necessarily to completion but enough to please
matthoff by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024
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A person who is confidently champion, or succeeds in everything, while doing so meaningfully or by accident.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.