Matthew Tan

Matthew Tan is a debbie downer. He hates Noam Roda and likes Hitler hentai. He is always looking for freshman and is a screenager. Matthew Tan loves to play fortnite and brawlhalla.

Matthew Tan, time for dinner! "FUCK YOU MOM EAT DICK!"

Matthew Tan by Jotaretard February 21, 2022

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Matthew Tang

Smart, handsome, Asian, loves dumplings, the boy of your dreams guys too, and also not homophobic

Likes or loves anyone that is interested into him.

Girl: OMG I wish I was with Matthew Tang.
Boy: OMG I wish I was Matthew Tang.

Matthew Tang by Mackenzie_has_a_crush_170 May 19, 2021

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matthewcanonlyplayhisownviolinitis

Where Matthew can only play his own violin

Matthew can't play another person's violin because he has matthewcanonlyplayhisownviolinitis

matthewcanonlyplayhisownviolinitis by Ma22-- November 23, 2019

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Matthewvance

A fucking absolute drug head, who takes MDMA also known as molly, his mother most likely sits on the stool when showering and hangs out with a crackhead called nick, he has autism !

Hey mum, have you noticed how I’m acting like a matthewvance lately ? X

Matthewvance by Lennon fay August 21, 2018

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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