Matthew Tan

Matthew Tan is a debbie downer. He hates Noam Roda and likes Hitler hentai. He is always looking for freshman and is a screenager. Matthew Tan loves to play fortnite and brawlhalla.

Matthew Tan, time for dinner! "FUCK YOU MOM EAT DICK!"

Matthew Tan by Jotaretard February 21, 2022

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Matthew Tang

Smart, handsome, Asian, loves dumplings, the boy of your dreams guys too, and also not homophobic

Likes or loves anyone that is interested into him.

Girl: OMG I wish I was with Matthew Tang.
Boy: OMG I wish I was Matthew Tang.

Matthew Tang by Mackenzie_has_a_crush_170 May 19, 2021

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matthewcanonlyplayhisownviolinitis

Where Matthew can only play his own violin

Matthew can't play another person's violin because he has matthewcanonlyplayhisownviolinitis

matthewcanonlyplayhisownviolinitis by Ma22-- November 23, 2019

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Matthewvance

A fucking absolute drug head, who takes MDMA also known as molly, his mother most likely sits on the stool when showering and hangs out with a crackhead called nick, he has autism !

Hey mum, have you noticed how I’m acting like a matthewvance lately ? X

Matthewvance by Lennon fay August 21, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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