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Matthew Low 

gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.
Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit
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Matthew Lowe 

The best man on earth. He is kind and respectful and will do anything to show his lover how much she means to him. He is exceptionally handsome. Tall with piercing dark eyes and the most beautiful hair. He has the touch of a god and knows how to please his woman. He never looses interest in the prize he seeks and is full of commitment. Every one loves him and it makes he girlfriend jealous. He is usually good at everything he does.
That guy is such a matthew lowe.

I wish my guy was a matthew lowe.
Matthew Lowe by ajackale September 5, 2011

Matthew Lowe 

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.
He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe
Matthew Lowe by Outlaw86 December 8, 2020

MatthewlovesMelanie 

Just like it says, Matthew loves Melanie more than anything in the world. She is the most wonderful girl that has ever lived; she's fun, she's smart, she's sexy, she's beautiful, and there has never been a girl nor will there ever BE a girl that has tickled every inch of Matthew's fancies like Melanie has/does.
MatthewlovesMelanie more than anything else in the world and hopes to be able to love her and make her happy forever and ever.
MatthewlovesMelanie by Puddin' September 6, 2008

MatthewOwensMumsNameIsLoraine 

This word means that someone you don’t even know is a faggot
Did you know that matthewowensmumsnameisloraine.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026