Matt98

Matt 98 is a giant creature who lives in the depths of Toronto Canada who lives on the love of hard drums and rhymes with his monsterous girl heads and his soft touch he arouses you with his massive penis Slowly bringing you closer as you slowly say Sara I'm not can sending are you that mad 98 rapper who mumbles on a tablet ?

He is 1 of the best rappers alive and by far 1 of the only rappers to say "I fuck ur mom w a rake"

Hey dude have you ever heard of matt98

Yeah totally bro you got massive hands too?

Matt98 by darnell brown February 22, 2022

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matt87

Top player in the game Animation Throwdown.

Matt87 is badass, he always win.

Shit, i still had to fight Matt87 and i lost because he is too good. He is Legend.

matt87 by Quack87 March 30, 2019

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Matt98 • matt87 • MattM8trix

MattM8trix

A youtuber who clearly is called Matt and obviously loves the Matrix movies who plays TPT2.

Josh: You heard about that really cool youtuber?
Terrence: You mean Kosii?
Josh: No I mean MattM8trix... You Mumpty...

MattM8trix by HSWRITES March 3, 2022

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matt87

Top player in the game Animation Throwdown.

Matt87 is badass, he always win.

Shit, i still had to fight Matt87 and i lost because he is too good. He is Legend.

matt87 by Quack87 March 30, 2019

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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