Matt Wal

A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Matt Wal

by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020

Matt Walst

Sweetest man alive. His eyes are unique and his smile is literally the most beautiful thing in this world. He's doing great job as lead singer of the Canadian rock band "three days grace"

Someone: Matt Walst is a Adam gontier wannabe!

Smart person: No, you just can't accept the fact that Adam left three days grace and it's not Matt's fault! You're just looking for someone to blame... Matt is amazing and he doesn't need to try to be anybody else. Grow the fuck up!

by Someone that tells the truth September 6, 2019

Matt Walsh

An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.

Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.

Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.

by Sninck September 8, 2023

Matt Walsh

An angry twitter guy who masturbates to pictures of himself.

Did you hear about Matt Walsh?

No, who's that?

by The Leather Daddy 69 September 28, 2020

Matt Walsh

The shoebox of cum accumulated over the years that Ben Shapiro keeps in his closet so that Ron DeSantis has snacks when he comes over to Ben's house for a sleepover

Ron was so excited to go to Ben's for a sleepover so he could tickle his butthole and because he knew that Matt Walsh was secretly in the closet

by ChrizzyCray July 31, 2023

Matt Walters

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test

"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"

by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022

matt wallace

a blonde haired kid, or just any plain old kid that jumps into a conversation with no prior knowledge of what the group is talking about. Also a white kid who follows black kids around just trying to look cool when no one likes him at all

"man did you see that kid following around Andre and his friends?" "Oh yeah that's matt wallace"

by ajack21q4341 November 13, 2011