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matt ryan 

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the best qb in the nfl took over the atlanta falcons after vick fucked them over rookie of the year and the best qb ever future mvp super bowl winner and hall of famer. he is gonna go off this year and him and roddy white are gonna b the new peyton and marvin.
whos the best qb?
ohhhh yaaaa matt ryan

whos the biggest thug?
ohhhh yaaaaa matt ryan

whos the mvp of the nfl in 2010 and every other year?
ohhhh yaaa matt ryan

matt ryan 

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Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.
Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!
matt ryan by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013
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Matt Ryan 

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The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.
Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan
Matt Ryan by b17 January 19, 2014

Matt-ryan 

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To choke really hard.
The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.
Matt-ryan by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022
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matt ryan-itus 

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A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
matt ryan-itus by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022

mattryanharris 

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An 18 year old video-blogger on YouTube from Southern California that makes videos ranging from current events to random things. He frequently uses jump cut editing and uses humor in his videos to convey his message.

He also created and runs Biofare.org, a technology blog.
Guy 1: Did you see mattryanharris's new video?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was alright.
mattryanharris by taylor194132 August 16, 2011
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pod person 

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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop

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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang 

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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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