Mathew Bakey

A bitch as simp who no one likes and likes to fucc guys anally if you meet one you will want to commit suicide and beware he talks shit about you but he wont say it to your face.

OMG Why is Mathew Bakey here no one even likes him

IKR

Mathew Bakey by the nigga who eats da pp August 13, 2020

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mathew baker

Mathew baker is a very sexy, strong, and caring gentlemen who will care about hard-work and gains at the gym he is a loving and caring person. Mathew baker most likely is a cat person. there hair usually has a few styles the most common is that of a mop. if you find a Matthew baker worship him as he is probably god.

man I love Mathew baker

mathew baker by jeny cook February 22, 2023

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Matthew Baker

A cheating, lying, manipulative, controlling, asshole who only cares about himself

Fuck Matthew Baker...

Matthew Baker by Mak_attack July 21, 2018

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matthew baker

Some Mormon

What a Matthew baker

matthew baker by CarrotCracker January 4, 2017

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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