matey

a derogatory term used by mostly ageing cougars who think they can pull better than whats in front of them. In this circumstance it is regarded as an insult considering the person who says it is most likely A: 40 something with a hallway vagina, or B: really fat. However the same word used in a sentence by a pirate or bikie with a beard is actually a colloquial form of communication among mateys.

shopkeep lady: what can i get you matey?
me: matey? bitch you better check your fucken respect levels, fuck you, you old bitch i'll buy my smokes at the tabbacconist.

pirate: arr matey we are gunna rape and pillage til our dicks fall off from inventing stds.
me: cheers bro

by pickleton hater February 9, 2011

Matey

Mateys are annoying people which hang around with cool people to look cool

person1: hey why is that matey following us?
person2: IDK

person1: probably just to look cool

by bestman001 February 7, 2018

matey boy

When speaking and you don't know someones name in a sentence, you use matey or matey boy instead.

"I spoke to whats his name, matey boy, earlier"

by wakey1512 March 26, 2010

Matei Gypsieson

A nice Romanian who is good at stealing and swimming when he swam I had a stroke

Wow Matei Gypsieson died

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

soul mateys

When you and your significant other, best friend, or life partner both happen to be pirates.

Can also be a reference to a delicious brand of cereal, or a derogatory term for gay dudes.

Jim and I have raiped and pillaged together for years, were total soul mateys.

Those soul mateys I had for breakfast were delicious.

Gay marriage isn't legal yet so, Todd and I went to South Carolina where we registered as soul mateys.

by eqolson August 25, 2009

Marshmallow Mateys

Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels.

"Try Marshmallow Mateys® if you like Lucky Charms®. Independent tests prove Marshmallow Mateys® tastes every bit as good as the more expensive brand. Great taste, all the same vitamins and minerals — the big difference is the price. Try it today! Great Taste, Better Value!™"

by NerdApple April 28, 2007

matey mo

Used to describe good friends and mates or to annoy people with the silly addition of the word "mo."

Msn buddy 1: Hey babe.
Msn buddy 2: Heya matey mo.

by oztag July 24, 2009