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matey boy 

When speaking and you don't know someones name in a sentence, you use matey or matey boy instead.
"I spoke to whats his name, matey boy, earlier"
matey boy by wakey1512 March 26, 2010
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matey boy 

Often used in a derogatory way towards a male who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. You may well know his proper name
"Hold on a wee sec matey boy, when I went to school there were 52 weeks in a year."
matey boy by Mark G Betts June 4, 2021

matty boy 

A matty boy is a circular we boy with very bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are).

He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.
I saw a matty boy on my way to Walmart today.
matty boy by Rebocci December 11, 2016

matty boy 

A Matty boy is a circular we boy with really bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are). He is adopted and ginger. He is the sort of person who you would find walking down shankil road with one feg in his mouth and playing Pokemon go.
Oh look it's a matty boy.

I walked to Walmart and I saw a matty boy.
matty boy by Rebocci December 11, 2016
No a boy mate is not some one who has been 'friend zoned' he is your mate that's a guy, yes people it is actually possible for a guy and a girl to be just friends, without any heart ache. Usually that guy that you e known since birth, great kid.
Sophia: Hey Ben, just ringing to say you left your footy at mine...

Ben: great what's for tea I'll be right over.

Sophia: bloody Boy mates
Boy Mate by AFLGAL❤ July 15, 2014

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate 

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

boyf mate 

A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'

Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?

he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.

oh, sorry to hear that.
boyf mate by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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