Masturbathe

The act of taking a shower or bath with the only reason to masturbate in it.

"Dude, I need to go home and masturbathe"
"I caught him masturbathing last night!"
"I don't always take a shower, but when I do, I masturbathe."

by WakeWhit June 4, 2012

Masturbathe

Masturbating in the shower

Attention students of College University, please don't Masturbathe in the shower. The semen is clogging the drains.

by H. Honcho September 9, 2012

Masturbathe

Jerkin' it in the tub.

After a couple hours of fruitless sexting, I retreated to the bathroom to masturbathe the pain away.

by jimmyjohngalt January 15, 2009

Masturbathe

To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.

Friend 1: Andi hasn't left her room in days.
Friend 2: Yeah she's been really upset since she and Rodney broke up.
Friend 1: What she needs is to brew some herbal tea, run a warm bath, and masturbathe in it.
Friend 2: True. It'll improve her miserable mood as well as her poor hygiene.

by Diggles July 30, 2013

Masturbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Tina : Guess what I'm gonna do when I get home.
Lisa : What?
Tina : Listen to indie and totally masturbathe!

by SKYLINE88 May 10, 2020

masturbath

TO MASTURBATE IN THE SHOWER

i just finished masturbathing in the shower.

dave, do you like to masturbath ???

sally masturbath's with the shower head

by lmao dick July 23, 2014

masturbathing

The act of jacking off while in the shower.

Why were you taking so long in the shower?

Oh, I just got done masturbathing.

by cabbage206 August 15, 2009