by PrincessKat November 1, 2019
by AfroHeadNiya November 3, 2019
Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender
by WhyLolHey2 February 17, 2019
A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth
Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender
by WhyLolHey2 February 17, 2019
Where only women are allowed to masturbate all days of March if they had successfully completed fake it February
by A female who is true January 5, 2020
The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.
Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.
by The man dan with a plan December 3, 2018