Mastrok

Dog player that tilts a lot. A LOT.

Oh no, you are becoming a Mastrok! Take a break.

by EZ CLAP PLAYER May 11, 2021

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Mastrous

The Spartan word for Epic/Amazing.

Can be abbreviated: Mastro, Mastrousness, etc.

"That game is Mastro"

"OMFG IM SO MASTROUS!"

"This movie is full of MASTROUSNESS!"

by FetusxLauncher October 8, 2007

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Mastroi Gaming

Mastroi Gaming is a person who has no game and gets no bitches

"Did you know that George is a virgin?"

"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming

by mastraki December 3, 2022

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mastrophobia

An irrational fear (phobia) of breasts.

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!

by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

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McStroke

A stroke induced my the consumption of too much fast food.

Brendan: John!? I havent seen you since highschool.
John: Yeah, we had some good times back then.
Brendan: Yeah, fast food places until 1am. That was the life
John: Too bad I can't do that anymore after my McStroke.

by Brendan Rigby March 9, 2008

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Mastropaolo

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.

Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)

by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010

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