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Grand Master Bitch Nigga 

A bitch nigga so adept in his ways that he’s given a “grand master” title.
My brother, Matt, is a grand master bitch nigga because even bitch niggas don”t mess with him.

post master bitch

The post master bitch is also known as a Buisness Alliances Specialist, who identifies as they/them, negotiates, and manages strategic partnerships to foster company growth, innovation, and market expansion. Post master bitch holds an extraordinary amount of swag. Post master bitch is known for being so powerfully swagful that their work enemies disintegrate the second they make eye contact with said post master bitch. If you are an enemy with post master bitch you will get sent into the mail sorting machine and never be seen again. Post master bitch is the hgihest pay job known to man because of the amount of swag it requires.
Chris Holder is THEE post master bitch.
post master bitch by renkit February 11, 2026

Shit Faced Bitch Master 

A slang term for a black PIMP
Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!
Shit Faced Bitch Master by Catmanjew November 30, 2009

Bitch Master 

A Bitch Master is a male who owns an absurd amount of bitches.
There are four bitch masters in the whole world.

Bitch Master Quagmire
Bitch Master Drake
Bitch Master Big Sean
Bitch Master Bitchington
Bitch Master by Bitch Expert August 31, 2019

pussy ass ho bitch shit face cock master 

someone u dont hate its someone u hate more then teachers
sophiean ur a pussy ass ho bitch shit face cock master

Master batch 

Weighing much larger amounts of a soap recipes oils to create volume in one weighing therefore saving time.
If I multiply my soap recipe oils by 10 (54oz x 10 = 540 oz) it is called a master batch. I can save time for other things like cutting, wrapping, labelling and selling soap.

If you make a master batch you are increasing the amount of soap you can make in a day with less effort.
Master batch by soaplover99 February 5, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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