Massabesic High School

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A school located in Maine crawling with crackheads and thots. Everyone at this school seems to think that juling is a national sport they wear timberlands and flannel like their life depends on it. Don’t bother drinking from the water fountains unless you want to die of lead poisoning. Don’t eat anything at this school either 95% of their food is fake. However nothing is faker at mhs than the people who attend it. Every two weeks or so two wild pot heads will get into a fist fight in the bathroom and the teachers will look the other way and pretend nothing happened.

“Dude what school do you go to?”
“Massabesic high school”
“Ew”

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Massabesic high school

The massive crap hole that supposedly prepares respectful and responsible people even though most of the people there are either Hicks or thots that juul whenever they can hell if during a apocalypse they'd probably send you to school if you were going there oh and the drama up the wazoo

This school is a total piece of shut

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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