The cracker county of Washington that no one likes unless they cook meth you have to lock your steering wheel so your car doesn't get stollen
We just entered mason county my iq went down 10 points
by beaner schnitzel February 16, 2017
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Describes a person who did not know what a black person was, till he ventured out of his holler at the adult age of 12, (legally able to drink at 12 in this region).

Usually able to consume 10-12 beers in one sitting, the procede to hit on Fat Chicks at rock concerts.
Only Mason County is crazy enough to get kicked out of a high school basketball game by the rent-a-pig and then go consume beers and the parking lot. Afterwards go hit on the underage cheerleaders.
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