When you can only see half a person's face, you think they're attractive, then you see them on social media. You realize that underneath the mask, they're actually not attractive at all. You've been maskeraded.
Bro, I looked up that girl from the bar on Instagram. I was totally maskeraded. Her eyes are literally the only attractive thing about her face.
Fronting that you care about COVID-19safety precautions for optics or to impress a match.
I was super stoked to find someone whoβs also taking COVID guidelines seriously, but sheβs totally maskerading! She posted an Instagram story last night and she was at a huge house party
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.