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Mary Michelle

A real life super woman. Someone who is always there when you need her. Someone who is resilient even when life tried it's hardest to break her. She is a real life angel with a long fuse, but you better hope she it doesn't burn up because she will tear you a new butt hole. She's a beast when it's necessary but a sweet heart through and through.

She's the type of woman any man would be so lucky to have, you could definitely take her home to mama.

She fights for what she believes in and speaks up for those who can't speak for themselves.

She's an amazing care giver, she'll wipe your butt and even help with a suppository if absolutely necessary.

She's strong as they come, and funny too! She'll make your day when you're at your lowest.

She's a hell of a woman and anyone who can call her their friend is beyond blessed.

She doesn't get the recognition she deserves, or the love she deserves. But one day it'll come full circle. Because of anyone deserves it, Mary Michelle deserves it.
Holy crap, look- it's Mary Michelle! Quick let's go get a hug before she's gone!! Wow!
Mary Michelle by M&Ms4life June 17, 2026
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026