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A high school in altoona pennsylvania hosting about 2500 students, 7 hundred of them are pregnant teens, 3 hundred are the boyfriends of the pregnant teens, 1 thousand of the students do drugs and the rest are normal...kinda. The school consists of 2 buildings where one was built in in the 1910s and the other was built in the 1950s....and yes you can tell the difference in age. remodeling isnt part of the budget even though the damn jr. high school kids get a brand new school with a kick ass cafe that sits right across the street.
by mortmar May 21, 2009

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A grocery store chain also known as Giant Food where everybody shops with food stamps and is extrememly rude to the associates. when the fat rude ladies yell at you, you tend to wonder..."am i seriously putting up with your shit right now so you can spend my taxes at martins just to be a rude bitch to me"
martins food
by mortmar May 21, 2009

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an old haunted theater in the heart of central (altoona) pennsylvania where ghosts wonder on stage with the rest of the actors. this theater was featured on an episode of TAPS on the sci-fi channel. its a place that dosent believe in air conditioning and is as cold as hell when you go to christmas plays
mishler theater
by mortmar May 19, 2009

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