Martin Garrix 

Or just Martijn Gerritsen, Born in May 14th 1996, Amsterdam, Netherlands. He's one of the youngest, newest and extremely talented Dutch DJ's, well known for his song 'Animals' which was a Top Hit in more than 10 different countries.
He's successfully growing in the EDM industry, he has already attended various music festivals such as Tomorrowland, Ultra, etc.

You may recognize it's a Martin Garrix work by the SICK beat drops he includes in most of his songs which you can have nothing but chills all over your body as a side effect of his music.

Apart from being a new innovation for the music industry he's also very good looking and apparently funny.

EDM fan: Dude! Have you heard Animals? *plays music*

Friend: ohhhh yeaah wow, is that Martin Garrix?! everyone's talking about him. THAT BEAT DROP THO!

EDM fan: hells yea! Would you believe he's only 17 years old?

Friend: wut?! God bless him, his parents and his hands.

EDM fan: Amen!

Martin Garrix by cotte96 February 13, 2014

Martin Garrix 

Pizza lover breaking a festival near to you.

I lost my mind during Martin Garrix' set, what a show !!

Martin Garrix by Wedidit August 11, 2017

Martin Garrix 

An overrated EDM Artist, sure he has some good tracks that can make a couple of drugged people at a concert exited, but overall there's a lot of DJs that deserve more attention..

Falah to Bassaleh: Did you book a ticket for the concert coming up in June?!
Bassaleh: Who's gonna be there?
Falah: Martin Garrix!!
Bassaleh: Ugh thanks I'll pass :/

Martin Garrix by DoYouAgree? August 23, 2017

Landon Garrison martini 

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

Landon Garrison martini by Agent000 July 31, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019