Definitions by Agent000

Landon Garrison martini 

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

Landon Garrison martini by Agent000 July 31, 2023

Georgia runoff

The last thimble of shit you pinch out of your ass after a large log

I couldn’t wipe yet because there was still a little Georgia runoff.

Georgia runoff by Agent000 January 5, 2021

ofu 

Officially Fucked Up. Not to be confused with UFO.

The boys are OFU as soon as the tequila hit.

ofu by Agent000 May 21, 2018

Agent000 

007 = License to kill
000 = License to fuck with you

Agent000, what a dick.

Agent000 by Agent000 January 2, 2012