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Landon Garrison martini 

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)
Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

Georgia runoff

The last thimble of shit you pinch out of your ass after a large log
I couldn’t wipe yet because there was still a little Georgia runoff.
Georgia runoff by Agent000 January 5, 2021

Agent000 

Agent000, what a dick.
Agent000 by Agent000 January 2, 2012