ofu

Officially Fucked Up. Not to be confused with UFO.

The boys are OFU as soon as the tequila hit.

by Agent000 April 04, 2018

Georgia runoff

The last thimble of shit you pinch out of your ass after a large log

I couldn’t wipe yet because there was still a little Georgia runoff.

by Agent000 January 06, 2021

Agent000

007 = License to kill
000 = License to fuck with you

Agent000, what a dick.

by Agent000 January 01, 2012

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023