Martin dick 

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.

Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?

Martin dick by Thefinisher69 January 11, 2017

Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

Martini Dick by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015