Martin Luther King Jr. 

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.

Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.

Martin Luther King Jr. by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Martin Luther King Jr. 

the suspected answer to many racial jokes.

White guy:"What do you call a black man who attempts to lead an unfairly judged people out of oppression only to be unexpectedly murdered?"

Upstanding black man:"Martin Luther King Jr.?"

White guy:"No, a nigger! Hahaha"

Upstanding black man:"Hahaha"

Martin Luther King Jr. by mr. funns August 9, 2009

martin luther king jr 

the civil rights leader

martin luther king jr

martin luther king helped black people be what they are today.

martin luther king jr by Latasha May 13, 2005

Martin Luther King Jr 

A man who fought for many rights. A perfect human. He was, and still is loved and missed by many. He wrote the famous "I have a dream" speech. He was shot by a terrible, racist man.

Rip Martin Luther King Jr.

Martin Luther King Jr by a fallen star xxx February 15, 2019

martin luther king jr. drive 

A road in almost every big city (sometimes refered to as Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway) that strangly always has bad crime and is notorious for homeless people and crack heads. If you ever get lost in Atlanta, no matter where you are, you will definitely end up on MLKJ Drive. One must be very careful while traveling any Martin Luther King Jr. Drive or Pkwy.

" Roll up the windows and lock the doors, kids. We're turning on Martin Luther King Jr. drive"

martin luther king jr. drive by heino March 30, 2006

Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.

Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day by Flipyoutoo March 4, 2009

Martin Luther King Jr textbook 

something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.

Dakota stop kissing your Martin Luther King Jr textbook you vuster.

Martin Luther King Jr textbook by levyyyyy October 21, 2022