marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

marmite motorway by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite motorway

n. The anus.

The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

marmite motorway by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004

marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...

The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...

marmite motorway by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003

marauder of the marmite motorway

A derogatory term for a homosexual male

Julian Clary

marauder of the marmite motorway by postie April 6, 2004

marmite motoway 

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

marmite motoway by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

marmite moterway 

the latter part of the digestive system.
namely the rectum and anus.

sometimes refers to someone who shits alot.

you know that blond chick, i fucked 'er up the marmite moterway.

marmite moterway by celestial phoenix April 10, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020