Marlinning 

When you ask a bullshitter a direct question and they talk for 30 minutes about everything other than the thing you asked them about. It's usually done to try to distract you from something stupid they did.

The tech drilled a hole in the wood floor. I asked him why he would do that and he started marlinning like crazy. He told me about his wrist surgery and his kids 7th birthday party but I still have no idea why he would drill a hole in the floor.

Marlinning by TechDippy June 29, 2023

Marvining 

When a person tries too hard to be right. When someone is MARVINING they force life and trying to be right about something.

JOHN: See I knew bob was a good player he just ran the ball for 1 yard. See i knew bob was a good player he has a nice edge up. See i knew bob was a nice player he went to an ELITE HS.

NASIR: HEY JOHN PLEASE STOP MARVINING

Marvining by OHGASWHBIGSEASNVOICE October 20, 2013

Martining 

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

Martining by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014

martijning

To suddenly fuck off.
When someone decides to leave a conversation or hangout without letting anyone know where that persons going.

Hey where did Joe go?
He just left all of a sudden?
Yeah he is always martijning!

martijning by da vinci himselve March 29, 2014

Maligning 

If generational trauma effects the present, why are the Jews doing better than the other people with generational trauma?

Hym "Because we are more militant about preventing people from socially maligning the Jews than we are about preventing people from maligning other groups. And when people get militant about allowing OTHER GROUPS from being socially and economically maligned they're called 'woke' and they're framed as a existential moral threat and further maligned. The main religion of the country is derivative of the Jewish religion by exactly 1 single order of magnitude which makes the derivative groups more likely to cooperate. We also can see the relationship between the Palestinians and Israelis how the Jews treat people with different sets of ideological presuppositions. Artificially impoverished, socially maligned, and subsidiarity. Is there a version of reality where the Palestinians become more economically prosperous than the Jews? Not if the Jews can do anything to stop them. Which they can and will. But that's just one example. Look at Kanye West. The shit he said about the 'Jewish media' was fairly benign. Cancelled. What happens if you say anything about 'Black culture?' If anything it's wrong for the to try and do it because that would be 'cancel culture.' The Jews are treated better and defended more. Just like fat-cocks! It's funny though... All it took was some support for 'non-western ideologies' for the conservatives to turn 'woke' overnight."

Maligning by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

marinoing 

The elderly act of hyper-sexualizing a single word or a small grouping of words by combining Tudor period and modern slang to fit a particular narrative.

"Gentles, we shall dance for thee" has nothing to do with genitals, you're marinoing the word gentlemen.

marinoing by Dethbox March 4, 2024

Marvining 

Marvinging is when you touch someone and they moan and as you to do it again or they will grab you arm, leg or wrist and whisper in your ear to do it again

P1 THAT GUY WAS MARVINING EW EW EW

p2 WHATS THAT

P1 you don't wanna know

Marvining by NUHUH778 May 3, 2024