A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

Butt Marker by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

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Marker TPOT

awesome man

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.

Marker TPOT by doofenlocked January 13, 2021

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Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole

I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!

Brown Marker by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

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hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement

The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect

hard marker by winnipegdude February 16, 2012

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marketroid

A contraction of the phrase "Marketing Droid." Also 'marketoid'.

Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.

I asked how much horsepower it had, but the marketroid kept saying "Look! It's a HEMI!!!"

marketroid by icabod May 21, 2004

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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