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Markter

This word shortcut to marketer
I am a markter
by Tawareted June 18, 2021
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james marsters

The guy who plays "spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
girl 1: what's with spike's white hair?
girl 2: james marsters is hott,don't cuss his hair.
by Nastaran January 19, 2006
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Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
by iapologizemom May 16, 2014
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Marker TPOT

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.
by doofenlocked January 13, 2021
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Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
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hard marker

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement
The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect
by winnipegdude February 16, 2012
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marketroid

A contraction of the phrase "Marketing Droid." Also 'marketoid'.

Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.
I asked how much horsepower it had, but the marketroid kept saying "Look! It's a HEMI!!!"
by icabod May 21, 2004
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