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Butt Marker
A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
Butt Marker by iapologizemom May 16, 2014
Marker TPOT
Marker TPOT by doofenlocked January 13, 2021
Brown Marker
A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
Brown Marker by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
hard marker
When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement
The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"
A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect
A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect
hard marker by winnipegdude February 16, 2012
marketroid
A contraction of the phrase "Marketing Droid." Also 'marketoid'.
Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.
Used as a generally derisive term to describe a person who is so concerned with spewing marketing dribble to sell a product, that it comes automatically to them. A persons marketing ability does not necessarily denote expertise of the subject at hand.
marketroid by icabod May 21, 2004