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Noun,
Someone who has a very big behind (butt or a**) and is likely a player (wh*re) or a "wannabe nonchalant dreadhead."
Markii is normally an Aries.
His catch phrase is "I am a lover boy in a bop generation," ironic as he himself is a "bop" (referring to someone who fools around with several people and/or has several love interests).
He spends his time playing sports and video games, but most of all, he plays girls.
"Hey Markii! How are you doing?"
"He's being such a Markii."
"I can't believe he did me like that, I should have known he was a Markii!"
"Listen, I'm no Markii. I'm serious about being with you."
Markii by prancingpigeon June 3, 2024
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Markiplier 

The hot Korean gamer Jesus.
Oh my Glob! Markiplier!
Markiplier by zimmygirl777 March 19, 2023
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An unusually hyperactive and adorable animal that needs to be taken extreme care of. It is mostly known for its funny antics and prettiness. But beware as it can shout at a considerable volume on being raged and can start weeping over anything that is even remotely emotional. It can be mostly found with it's friends in the wilderness; just be careful of hurting it's massive ego or it will bite ya.
Friend: "Hey, what is that ?"
Me: "Oh that, thats just a wild Markimoo in it's natural habitat."
Friend: "But why is it running around with peanut butter on it's face ?"
Me: "Shh...We don't question anything."

Markiplier syndrome 

When you laugh or cry at any thing
Markiplier syndrome - markiplier is a giggly b*tch
Markiplier syndrome by Carex.care12 November 22, 2016

Marklied 

To be robbed,scammed,conned, lied to, used by a loser
I was marklied, I trusted this guy in my home and came home and all my tools were gone and my garage was cleaned out.
Marklied by Nun Mel April 5, 2021

marklied 

When a guy lies cheats and steals from you. Usually a meth addict
I was dating this guy and he lied and fucked me over then stole my stuff.

Oh you got marklied
marklied by Marklied April 4, 2021
A girl who is very nice, cares about her friends and family a lot. Happy on certain days and has a weird laugh. She is either smart or not smart at all. Although, sometimes she can be hard-headed, annoying and get angry easily, she is a good person to be around.
Wow, she looks like a Marikit
Marikit by BTS_A.R.M.Y06 December 10, 2018
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