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Market Girl 

A market girl is a term for a transient and passing moment of beauty. A girl who is way more attractive than she has any right to be, wearing cheap clothes and garish gold jewellery that should be repellent, but on her is intoxicating. And she is ephemeral, within 1-2 years, her beauty will be long gone, mislaid somewhere between pizzas in front of Jeremy Kyle and a string of useless wanker boyfriends who all do the unspeakable things to her that the rest of us only dare to dream of...
Dave: So, is she marriage material, then?

Pete: Nah, mate, she’s a market girl, only 2 years left before she’ll have a tramp stamp and a pushchair!
Market Girl by Phoney_Mahoney November 15, 2019
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farmers market girl 

An young urban dwelling woman with an earthy style who can often be found looking for fresh organic produce at local farmers markets or Whole Foods. The farmer's market girl shops at the gap and urban outfitters, drives a hybrid car, takes her dog to the local dog park, recycles, and wears very little make up. Her causes are animal rights and saving the planet. She shuns the glitz and glamour associated with big city life and favors communing with nature.
The girl I saw jogging with her dog on Fountain Avenue was a total farmers market girl. I don't think I should ask her to go with me to Area on Friday.

market rent girlfriend 

A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).
I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.
market rent girlfriend by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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