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Market Girl 

A market girl is a term for a transient and passing moment of beauty. A girl who is way more attractive than she has any right to be, wearing cheap clothes and garish gold jewellery that should be repellent, but on her is intoxicating. And she is ephemeral, within 1-2 years, her beauty will be long gone, mislaid somewhere between pizzas in front of Jeremy Kyle and a string of useless wanker boyfriends who all do the unspeakable things to her that the rest of us only dare to dream of...
Dave: So, is she marriage material, then?

Pete: Nah, mate, she’s a market girl, only 2 years left before she’ll have a tramp stamp and a pushchair!
Market Girl by Phoney_Mahoney November 15, 2019
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farmers market girl 

An young urban dwelling woman with an earthy style who can often be found looking for fresh organic produce at local farmers markets or Whole Foods. The farmer's market girl shops at the gap and urban outfitters, drives a hybrid car, takes her dog to the local dog park, recycles, and wears very little make up. Her causes are animal rights and saving the planet. She shuns the glitz and glamour associated with big city life and favors communing with nature.
The girl I saw jogging with her dog on Fountain Avenue was a total farmers market girl. I don't think I should ask her to go with me to Area on Friday.

market rent girlfriend 

A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).
I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.
market rent girlfriend by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026