Mark the Shark

A dangerous individual with a nasty track record. He used to be a normal kid, but he was traumatized at an early age and went downhill ever since. Word of advice, if you're ever in the forest and you see a man with long brown hair and glasses, RUN! He's very dangerous.

Person 1: Who is that freak over there?
Person 2: I think it's Mark the Shark! Run!

by MarkerSharker May 6, 2025

Marktheshark

When a man is in love with other men, unless they occasionally hug a woman. Believes everything they read on a computer, especially Google.

Man, that guy thinks he knows everything, but he's just a marktheshark.

by In-the-know April 8, 2011